The reality is odd, the Order is odder…

Fine, dear minions…
Here’s your Spiritual Leader (also known as Recruiter (the); Blacksnymph (Кузнимфа); the Keeper of Brain; the High Priestess of Dark Weed, etc.; I already feel like I’m heading towards Арварох with such a name, indeed!)) speaking agan.

First of all, I’d extremely LOVE to thank each of you, whom I had a chance to shoot (with my camera)). Most of you’ve seen that stuff already, so i’m not gonna flood with too much of images. I’ll say one thing:

Your Grams Hercules is completely satisfied by now… well, I mean the question of communication with you all.))
Though, it’s been the precise kind of fun that really should be repeated….
Précisément, I guess you guess my point ;3

I also need to mention some facts:
- thanks to the Secretary, we have at least one white fluffy thingy with A Fab Moustache;
- thanks to the same person, we’ve all got some Fab Moustache X3
- thanks to humble me, you’ve got some Agatha Christie / Conan Doyle / XXI century fiction, that kinda ate people’s brains;
- thanks to the Universe and Everything, we are heading towards spring, and it already sounds GORGEOUS.

Plus, today the Potion Master Arjata et moi had a lovely chance to meet (and shoot)) a wonderful waitress at some cafe; she was too irresistibly ginger to miss the chance. Thanks to her, and all the luck in the world of coffeemaniacs.)))

Hence I should say goodbye to you for a while and give those, who missed the prev. meeting, the music.

Brains, braaaains…

Hello, dear minions, your Spiritual Leader speaking.

First of all, a little fact we owe to our Secretary…
If Hercules Poirot turned into a zombie, he wouldn’t yell: “BRAINS! BRAINS!”
His words would be: “ZE LITTLE GREY CELLS!!! ZE LITTLE GREY CELLS!!!”
Mind that if you meet him.

Uh. Actually, seems we had another meeting…
And I’m still a bit shocked by it, I mean it.))
I’ve never been given BRAINS as a gift, for example; or king’s obscene speech; or cookies from the Dark Side. I mean, before today.

I understand we shock people, again, just because we are never drunk when we make brain gifts to each other. Or when we discuss Necronomicon over chocolate pudding a la mode. But the fact is the fact, and we are what we are; bless noosphere for this. And for the Windows default sound, which roared over a small silent street from some police box, when we decided to hug each other (which was a bit creepy, not gonna deny this; the hugging, not the sound).

As for the P.S. …
Here comes another dose of password-protected pieces of mood.
Living Heart
Dead Heart

No profit, as usual.
Same password, as usual.
Give me a smile, as bloody usual!!!

As for the P.P.S. …
I also completely forgot to post this here.
I’ve recently finished a comic strip about the Graveyard Keeper (thanks, Mark Gatiss, you MADE ME DO THIS)… the trick is that:
1) I’ve been seriously asked for permission to post this by a magazine in Germany (the one for Russian-learners, but still))
2) all zombies have real faces; as you can notice, they are portraits of some of the Order members.))
Click for full size and run for your life.
That’s all, folks.

Insane books, Jack the Owl and a glimpse of Nemesis

Ho, ho, ho; now we have a machine gun a specific word for Gatiss’ books, which hardly can be translated into English; I mean, гэтиссня – seriously, there’s no way to find a normal substitute.))
I wish I could tell you a normal story about some Order meetings this week, but – quite frankly, – normality is not about us. Gotta deal with it.

First things first: behold the most recent fanmixes.)) You know the password ;3
Tinker, tailor, soldier… wolf.
Tinker, tailor, soldier… witch.
Tinker, tailor, soldier… sailor.

As for the meetings themselves…
Well.
First comes the polka-dot ristretto. Just to get you relaxed.

Got that?
Here comes another scene…

Of books, sounds and images… again.

Hello, my dear.

First of all, I’d love to admit that we’ve got HUGE amount of logs remembered, written down and waiting for being published. Then, we’ve been making some photo material available these days (and kind of… succeeded)). Then…

Huh. I’d love to tell you about everything, but mind this: nobody’s able to retell an enormous concoction of sensations, sounds, quotes and images. So just keep in mind that we bring some spice to this world, in tiny weird doses. That’s the best way to describe the whole thing.

So I’d better go on and hurry up.
Here go the images and sounds.

Let me begin with sounds, just because their choice is odd enough. Were-Watson Lady and I had a kind of satori and imagined, how Mr. Godtiss’ books would sound, if they were movies and if they had a soundtrack. So… here they are, the three albums of Doom of various artists on the same theme, purely fan-made and with no possible profit intended to be made.

The Vesuvius Club OST
The Devil In Amber OST
The Black Butterfly OST

Even if you haven’t read these ones… believe me: the music gives you The Mood.
So just lie back and think of England – quite literally.))

Aaand… let me end with the images.
They clearly need no captions.)))

Arse to seat. Pen to paper. Hat to head.

Beloved minions,

first of all – do check the changes in the “autopsy report” area, we’ve got new members.))

Fnd, secondly…
The most recent Order meeting was THAT weird, that we gotta show you only one picture and give you only one quote. That will be fair enough.

A severe nymph – to a severe berserk: Lil hamster, why so serious?..
The severe berserk: Um, no, not serious, just, y’know, checking the menu…
Voice from the left, gleefully: Wee, they brought a child here!
Voice from the right, lazily: DON’T order the child.

We were VERY truthful, again. Sorry for that.
Take care and stay sane, dear minions!
xxx

The O.Order.

OBEY THE SYSTEM. BOW YOUR HEAD BEFORE ZE LITTLE GREY CELLS.

Sorry, couldn’t resist.
That’s the best apology I can give you.))

As for the serious part of this entry… here are the music compilations, again.))
Click the cover, get the .zip; if asks for the password, it’s the Default One.

Smile.
And don’t forget to obey the system.)))

Sudden Poirot wallpapers

Okay, pals, you spiritual leader speaking…

Just to get things arranged and gathered at one place – here come the wallpapers on Agatha Christie’s Poirot theme. I’ve been asked to make these in this size, so mind that can be fixed.)) David Suchet shots belong to Davit Suchet ITV, the Victorian texture on the 2nd wallpaper was found somewhere on deviantART, bokeh and grunge effects are [mostly] my own [scans and shots], plus the lines are mine, too.

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